Berkshires Boutique
Guess What? Chicken Butt
Guess What? Chicken Butt
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: Free shipping on all U.S. orders over $75 (gift cards not included). 🚚✨
Returns: You’ve got 30 days from delivery to decide if your purchase sparks joy or needs to boomerang back to us. 🕒
Please note: we only take back items that are unworn, unwashed, and in their original, untamed condition. No mysterious stains, strange scents, or evidence of epic adventures allowed.🌲✨
More information regarding returns and exchanges can be found here: Return Policy
Fabric Details
Fabric Details
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: Marshmallow, Citron, Soft Maple, Hot Cocoa, and Sky Blue.
- 99% cotton and 1% polyester: Frosted Berry and Icy Blue.
- 90% cotton and 10% polyester: Gray and Charcoal.
- 52% cotton / 48% polyester: Campfire Smoke, Night Sky, Lakeside Blue and Balsam Forest
Care Guide
Care Guide
To keep your tee feeling cozy and looking its best:
Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and like colors.
Skip the fabric softeners and use non-chlorine bleach only when truly needed.
Tumble dry low or hang it up to air dry if you want it to last for seasons to come.
If it needs a touch-up, cool iron inside-out—but don’t iron over the design.
Do not dry clean.
Size Chart
Size Chart
Forest Test
Some jokes get old. This one? Never.
“Guess what?”
“...What?”
“Chicken butt.”
That’s it. That’s the joke. And if you're already smiling, you know exactly why this tee belongs in your rotation. It's a tribute to classic mischief, perfectly timed punchlines, and the kind of humor that still makes you laugh even when you see it coming a mile away. Wear it to confuse strangers, delight kids, or remind the world that not everything needs to be deep to be good.
Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this shirt delivers comfort with a side of snort-laughs—ideal for inside jokes, silly moods, and spontaneous outbreaks of “Guess what?” no matter how old you are.
🐔 Soft and cozy—great for random fits of laughter, grocery store shenanigans, and awkward silences
🥚 Pairs well with dad jokes, playful moods, and absolutely no context
🐣 Warning: May cause laughter in public places (and a few eye rolls)
🌿 Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include a touch of polyester - please see the Fabric Details section for more info)
🧺 Pre-shrunk for a dependable fit—because no one likes a shrinking tee
Ready to make someone roll their eyes and laugh anyway? You know what to do.
Each order is made just for you, which means it takes a little extra time to get it to your door. Crafting our products on demand, rather than in bulk, helps us reduce waste and stay true to our love for the great outdoors. Thanks for choosing a more mindful way to shop. 🌲
Berkshires Boutique
Nestled in the heart of the Berkshires, we strive to curate a collection of tees that capture the charm, beauty, and joyful spirit of the local wildlife. 🦊
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Free Shipping
Free Shipping on US orders over $75.00 (The purchase of gift cards is not included towards free shipping)
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Designed in the Berkshires
Our inspiration and creative process are deeply rooted in the Berkshires (Massachusetts), celebrating the beauty and personality of the local wildlife through each of our designs.