{"product_id":"smells-like-wet-beaver-soy-candle","title":"Smells Like Wet Beaver Soy Candle","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-conversation-screenshot-content=\"\" class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"fa9d9ea7-7100-423c-8fc6-1d3a78ece313\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1hxenxc\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"37\"\u003eSmells Like Wet Beaver Soy Candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"39\" data-end=\"213\"\u003eSome candles smell like vanilla. Some smell like fresh linen. And then there are the candles that make people stop mid-sentence, squint at the label, and ask, \"Wait... what?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"215\" data-end=\"590\"\u003eInspired by a certain infamous luxury candle that convinced the internet to spend seventy-five dollars on a joke, \u003cstrong data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"355\"\u003eSmells Like Wet Beaver\u003c\/strong\u003e is our woodland interpretation of the concept. Instead of celebrity mystique, we've bottled something far more authentic: damp riverbanks, fresh-cut timber, oakmoss, and the unmistakable confidence of nature's most ambitious engineer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"728\"\u003eDon't worry—the scent itself depends on which fragrance option you choose. The label, however, remains gloriously committed to the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"730\" data-end=\"953\"\u003eWhether displayed proudly in your cabin, gifted to a friend with a questionable sense of humor, or placed strategically where guests can't avoid reading it out loud, this candle is guaranteed to become a conversation piece. 🦫\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1059\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1o2c85r\" data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1085\" data-end=\"1293\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1rzp2av\" data-start=\"1085\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003e100% natural soy wax blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"158qx5z\" data-start=\"1114\" data-end=\"1132\"\u003e100% cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15m12a\" data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1150\"\u003eAmber glass jar\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nof1bz\" data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1258\"\u003eChoose from multiple fragrance options, including an unscented version\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15pj13g\" data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1293\"\u003ePrinted and assembled in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1li21et\" data-start=\"1295\" data-end=\"1319\"\u003eAvailable Fragrances\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1321\" data-end=\"1421\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17bzm8l\" data-start=\"1321\" data-end=\"1339\"\u003eChristmas Warmth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"e7g6fy\" data-start=\"1340\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003eCinnamon Vanilla\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1fsl86m\" data-start=\"1359\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003eCoconut Cream + Cardamom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1puoz07\" data-start=\"1386\" data-end=\"1409\"\u003eWhite Sage + Lavender\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pabv25\" data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1421\"\u003eUnscented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1k0fg83\" data-start=\"1423\" data-end=\"1453\"\u003eDesigned in the Berkshires\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1455\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003eCreated for people who appreciate wildlife, good design, and jokes that probably shouldn't be as funny as they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Berkshires Boutique","offers":[{"title":"White Sage + Lavender","offer_id":52567829512473,"sku":"2370486_44147","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":52567829414169,"sku":"2370486_44144","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut Cream + Cardamom","offer_id":52567829446937,"sku":"2370486_44145","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":52567829479705,"sku":"2370486_44146","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth","offer_id":52567829381401,"sku":"2370486_44143","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/0565\/7625\/files\/Smells-like-wet-beaver-candle-e.png?v=1781471897","url":"https:\/\/berkshiresboutique.com\/products\/smells-like-wet-beaver-soy-candle","provider":"Berkshires Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}