Halloween 2026 Collection
Good news: Halloween is almost here...
Bad news: you may now be expected to attend things.
Parties. Breweries. Bonfires. “Casual little get-togethers” where someone inevitably says, We should do this more often, and you smile politely while calculating how soon you can go home.
Fortunately, we made shirts for that.
Our Halloween collection is packed with raccoons, opossums, questionable decision-making, mildly threatening wildlife, and enough autumnal darkness to make you look festive without dressing like a human candy corn.
In other words: Halloween, but for adults.
Meet the Collection
There’s Plays Dead When Approached by Strangers, featuring an opossum demonstrating what is frankly an underutilized social strategy.
See someone you know at the grocery store?
Collapse.
Neighbor walking toward your mailbox?
Collapse.
Someone says, “Tell us a fun fact about yourself”?
You know what to do.
Then there’s You Can Find Me at the Bar, starring Bigfoot, who has apparently spent decades avoiding photographic evidence only to become a regular at the local tavern.
Honestly, respectable.
For the outdoorsy among us, Summit Drinking Club celebrates that magical moment when hiking stops being exercise and becomes transportation to a beverage.
Nature. Fresh air. Majestic views.
Beer.
We also have Happy Camper, for people who enjoy sleeping in the woods and roasting marshmallows by the fire.
Camping builds character.
So does surviving it.
Things Get Worse From Here
Our Attempted Murder in the Cereal Aisle tee documents the sinister gathering of crows at grocery store....
Then there’s Drunkula, a bat who has rejected blood in favor of whatever is currently being served in a red Solo cup.
Is this medically advisable for a bat?
No.
Is he having a better time than everyone else?
Absolutely.
You’ve Been Warned brings us a skunk surrounded by enough toxic green mist to communicate one simple message:
There were signs.
You ignored them.
Now we all must live with the consequences.
And finally, I’m Here, Aren’t I?
Our black bear has arrived at the Halloween party wearing what can generously be described as a pumpkin costume.
Minimal effort.
Maximum snack-table proximity.
A hero.
And Yes, There Are Hoodies
Because eventually New England reaches the part of autumn where standing outside in a T-shirt becomes less “festive” and more “poor planning.”
Several of our Halloween favorites are also available as hoodies, which means you can continue expressing your deep commitment to wildlife, Halloween, and avoiding unnecessary conversation while remaining reasonably warm.
Wear one to the brewery.
Wear one around the fire.
Wear one while handing out candy.
Wear one while turning off your porch light at 7:14 PM because you have reached your social limit.
We support you.