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Berry Batty

Berry Batty

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The Night’s Silent Forager

By day, the garden belongs to the usual suspects—the diggers, the planters, the sunbathers. But when the sun sets and the sky turns indigo, a different kind of gardener emerges. Silent. Calculated. Precise. This isn’t just any bat. This is Billie the Bat.

Tonight’s mission? Strawberries. Not just any strawberries—only the ripest, juiciest, most perfect specimen the garden has to offer. And Billie the Bat has found it. Clutching his prize with the intensity of someone who knows good fruit is worth the hunt, he disappears into the night, victorious.

This tee embodies the energy of a creature who moves unseen, works alone, and takes his snacks very seriously. Whether you’re a night owl, a secret forager, or just someone who understands the power of a well-earned treat, Bat is here to remind you: you don’t find the best berries. You hunt them.

🦇 Soft, breathable fabric—stealthy enough for nighttime missions, cozy enough for post-heist lounging
🍓 Pairs well with moonlit strolls, dramatic exits, and an appreciation for high-quality produce
🌙 Warning: May increase the urge to inspect your food with an unnecessarily intense stare

Each order is made just for you, which means it takes a little extra time to get it to your door. Crafting our products on demand, rather than in bulk, helps us reduce waste and stay true to our love for the great outdoors. Thanks for choosing a more mindful way to shop. 🌲

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

 

Bat’s Garden Memoirs – Chapter One: The Strawberry Heist

The mission was simple. Get in. Get the berry. Get out.

Bat hovered just above the garden, scanning the rows of plants below with unwavering focus. The others—Rabbit, Raccoon, even Crow—had their own methods of gathering food. But Bat? Bat worked alone.

Then, he spotted it.

A flawless strawberry, glistening in the moonlight, its deep red hue practically calling his name. He folded his wings, dropped into a dive, and—snatch!—secured his prize with the precision of a master thief.

Just as he was about to retreat into the night, a voice cut through the darkness.

"Stealing from the garden again? Real original."

Bat froze mid-flight and turned. Perched on a crooked fence post, feathers slightly ruffled, sat Grumpy Owl, eyes half-lidded in what could only be described as deep, long-suffering judgment.

Bat narrowed his eyes. "I work in the shadows."

Grumpy Owl let out a slow, unimpressed blink. "And yet, somehow, you’re always seen."

Bat took a slow, deliberate bite of the strawberry, never breaking eye contact. "Where’s the fun in being predictable?"

Grumpy Owl sighed, ruffling his feathers. "Just don’t expect me to bail you out when the gardener sets up defenses. Again."

Bat smirked. Then, in a blur of wings, he was gone—swallowed by the night, save for the faintest crunch of a perfectly ripe berry.

But even a lone vigilante needs allies sometimes. Drawn by the soft flicker of the campfire, Bat eventually found himself perched on a low branch, watching as Raccoon enthusiastically tossed more corn kernels into the pan. The fire crackled, golden popcorn spilling over the sides, and the scent of warm butter drifted through the cool night air.

Without a word, Bat descended, landing beside the others with a swish of his wings. He inspected the popcorn with a calculated gaze, then selected a single piece, nibbling thoughtfully.

"Well?" Rabbit asked.

Bat nodded slowly. "Acceptable."

Raccoon grinned. "High praise."

And just like that, Bat settled in, blending into the shadows as the laughter of his friends echoed into the night. Because even the darkest creatures know—some nights aren’t meant for solitude. They’re meant for strawberries, popcorn, and a campfire shared with friends.

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Nestled in the heart of the Berkshires, we strive to curate a collection of tees that capture the charm, beauty, and joyful spirit of the local wildlife. 🦊

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