Bigfoot Christmas Tee – Believe in the Season
You’re not just wearing a t-shirt.
You’re wearing mystery, holiday cheer, and the faint aroma of pine needles after a fresh snowfall.
While other shirts are out there jingling bells and drinking pumpkin spice, this shirt is composting tinsel, humming carols to the hooting of owls, and single-handedly saving Christmas one acorn at a time.
Printed with a vintage Bigfoot who knows how to keep it festive and forest-friendly, this tee says, “I believe… in leaving no trace, sipping cocoa responsibly, and letting the wildlife nap in peace.”
It’s bold. It’s merry. It’s the holiday spirit after a long nap in a cozy den — refreshed, grounded, and slightly majestic.
Wear it to the family gathering and watch as everyone silently questions whether you’ve been recruited by Santa’s woodland task force. (You can neither confirm nor deny.)
Warning: May cause spontaneous goodwill toward trees, improved composting habits, and the sudden urge to carol quietly so as not to disturb the local chipmunks.
Each order is made just for you, which means it takes a little extra time to get it to your door. Crafting our products on demand, rather than in bulk, helps us reduce waste and stay true to our love for the great outdoors. Thanks for choosing a more mindful way to shop. 🌲
Details:
• 100% soft cotton — as gentle on your skin as moss in the morning dew
• Unisex fit for humans, legends, and those who walk softly through the woods
• Printed in four earthy colors that blend beautifully with snow and pine
• Pairs well with flannel, cocoa, and a clear conscience
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
