Berkshires Boutique
Grumpy Owl in the Garden
Grumpy Owl in the Garden
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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Returns: You’ve got 30 days from delivery to decide if your purchase sparks joy or needs to boomerang back to us. 🕒
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Fabric Details
Fabric Details
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: Marshmallow, Citron, Soft Maple, Hot Cocoa, and Sky Blue.
- 99% cotton and 1% polyester: Frosted Berry and Icy Blue.
- 90% cotton and 10% polyester: Gray and Charcoal.
- 52% cotton / 48% polyester: Campfire Smoke, Night Sky, Lakeside Blue and Balsam Forest
Care Guide
Care Guide
To keep your tee feeling cozy and looking its best:
Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and like colors.
Skip the fabric softeners and use non-chlorine bleach only when truly needed.
Tumble dry low or hang it up to air dry if you want it to last for seasons to come.
If it needs a touch-up, cool iron inside-out—but don’t iron over the design.
Do not dry clean.
Size Chart
Size Chart
Forest Test
Planting Herbs & Strong Opinions
A Tee from the Wildlife in the Garden Collection
Some garden for beauty. Some garden for fun. Grumpy Owl gardens because if you want something done right, you do it yourself. With a determined glare and a beak full of grumbles, he’s busy planting the finest selection of herbs—basil, thyme, maybe a little rosemary—not because he enjoys gardening, but because he refuses to let the others ruin another perfectly good meal with bland ingredients.
This tee captures the spirit of a creature who believes in doing things properly, whether it’s tending to an herb garden or issuing strong opinions about dinner preparation. If you appreciate a well-seasoned meal, a good dose of sarcasm, or the satisfaction of knowing your way is obviously the best way, then Grumpy Owl is here to remind you: quality takes effort, and patience is overrated.
🦉 Soft, breathable fabric—perfect for gardening, cooking, or silently judging others' seasoning choices
🌿 Pairs well with fresh herbs, good food, and an exasperated sigh or two
🍽️ Warning: May inspire unsolicited cooking advice
Each order is made just for you, which means it takes a little extra time to get it to your door. Crafting our products on demand, rather than in bulk, helps us reduce waste and stay true to our love for the great outdoors. Thanks for choosing a more mindful way to shop. 🌲
Grumpy Owl’s Garden Memoirs – Chapter One: The Seasoning Crisis
Grumpy Owl surveyed the garden with narrowed eyes. A disaster. Unorganized rows. Improper spacing. Raccoon had tried to plant corn again. It was absolute chaos.
With a resigned sigh, he got to work. If he wanted herbs, he’d have to plant them himself. Not that he enjoyed digging around in the dirt like some kind of woodland commoner, but someone had to introduce flavor into these so-called meals. He still hadn’t forgiven Rabbit for last week’s tragically underseasoned vegetable stew.
As he carefully arranged the basil and tucked the rosemary into its proper place, a shadow loomed.
"What’s with all the tiny plants?" Big Bear rumbled.
Grumpy Owl didn’t even look up. "They’re herbs, genius. They make food taste like something other than disappointment."
Big Bear scratched his head. "Huh. Never thought about that."
Exactly the problem.
By nightfall, the herb garden was planted, and Grumpy Owl made his way to the campfire, wings dusted with soil but dignity intact. He landed on a low branch, watching as Raccoon shoveled popcorn into his mouth at an alarming speed. Rabbit was tossing popcorn in the air and catching it, while Frog calmly munched on candied flies beside him.
With a dramatic sigh, Grumpy Owl plucked a sprig of fresh thyme from his feathers and let it drop onto the popcorn pile.
Everyone paused.
"What’s this?" Raccoon asked, poking it suspiciously.
"An improvement," Grumpy Owl muttered. "You’re welcome."
Frog took a bite, considered it, then nodded. "Acceptable."
Raccoon shrugged and tossed another handful into his mouth. "Tastes fancy."
Grumpy Owl smirked in quiet satisfaction.
And as the fire crackled and laughter filled the air, he allowed himself the smallest, tiniest, barely noticeable smile. At least tonight’s food wouldn’t be completely unbearable.
Berkshires Boutique
Nestled in the heart of the Berkshires, we strive to curate a collection of tees that capture the charm, beauty, and joyful spirit of the local wildlife. 🦊
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Our inspiration and creative process are deeply rooted in the Berkshires (Massachusetts), celebrating the beauty and personality of the local wildlife through each of our designs.