Guess What? Chicken Butt

Some jokes get old. This one? Never.

“Guess what?”
“...What?”
“Chicken butt.”

That’s it. That’s the joke. And if you're already smiling, you know exactly why this tee belongs in your rotation. It's a tribute to classic mischief, perfectly timed punchlines, and the kind of humor that still makes you laugh even when you see it coming a mile away. Wear it to confuse strangers, delight kids, or remind the world that not everything needs to be deep to be good.

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this shirt delivers comfort with a side of snort-laughs—ideal for inside jokes, silly moods, and spontaneous outbreaks of “Guess what?” no matter how old you are.

🐔 Soft and cozy—great for random fits of laughter, grocery store shenanigans, and awkward silences
🥚 Pairs well with dad jokes, playful moods, and absolutely no context
🐣 Warning: May cause laughter in public places (and a few eye rolls)
🌿 Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include a touch of polyester - please see the Fabric Details section for more info)
🧺 Pre-shrunk for a dependable fit—because no one likes a shrinking tee

Ready to make someone roll their eyes and laugh anyway? You know what to do. 

Each order is made just for you, which means it takes a little extra time to get it to your door. Crafting our products on demand, rather than in bulk, helps us reduce waste and stay true to our love for the great outdoors. Thanks for choosing a more mindful way to shop. 🌲

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