Have You Tried Chewing the Wire? | Women's V-Neck

Have You Tried Chewing the Wire?

Every office has one.

The person who can resurrect a frozen laptop, explain Wi-Fi for the seventeenth time, and somehow fix the printer simply by walking into the room.

This squirrel is that employee.

Armed with a headset, unlimited patience (mostly), and years of woodland troubleshooting experience, his first question is always the same:

"Have you tried chewing the wire?"

Certified by absolutely no one. Results may vary.

Whether you're the unofficial family tech support, an IT professional, or just someone who's spent far too much of life asking, "Did you restart it?", this tee is for anyone who knows technology is held together by equal parts expertise, caffeine, and blind optimism.

Soft enough for long workdays, late-night support calls, or pretending your camera is broken during Monday's meeting.

Features

🌲 Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 tee made from combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

💻 Lightweight, breathable fabric that's comfortable whether you're answering tickets or avoiding them

🐿 Retail fit with pre-shrunk fabric that keeps its shape

🌿 Designed for IT pros, help desk heroes, frustrated coworkers, and anyone who's considered solving a computer problem with woodland logic.

Each order is made just for you, which means it takes a little extra time to get it to your door. Crafting our products on demand, rather than in bulk, helps us reduce waste and stay true to our love for the great outdoors. Thanks for choosing a more mindful way to shop.

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