Plays Dead When Approached by Strangers (Opossum)

This hoodie features one deeply committed little introverted opossum demonstrating the ancient art of avoiding unnecessary interaction: hit the ground, stick out your tongue, and hope everyone moves along.

Set against a wonderfully dramatic moonlit scene, it’s perfect for Halloween, fall outings, awkward social gatherings and anyone who has ever spotted someone they know in public and frozen in panic while their brain desperately searched for an escape route.

• Outside: 100% organic cotton
• Inside: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Brushed lining
• Regular fit
• Raglan sleeves
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Drawstrings with metal eyelets and stoppers
• Jersey-lined hood
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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