Berkshires Boutique
Smells Like Wet Beaver Soy Candle
Smells Like Wet Beaver Soy Candle
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: Free shipping on all U.S. orders over $75 (gift cards not included). 🚚✨
Returns: You’ve got 30 days from delivery to decide if your purchase sparks joy or needs to boomerang back to us. 🕒
Please note: we only take back items that are unworn, unwashed, and in their original, untamed condition. No mysterious stains, strange scents, or evidence of epic adventures allowed.🌲✨
More information regarding returns and exchanges can be found here: Return Policy
Fabric Details
Fabric Details
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: Marshmallow, Citron, Soft Maple, Hot Cocoa, and Sky Blue.
- 99% cotton and 1% polyester: Frosted Berry and Icy Blue.
- 90% cotton and 10% polyester: Gray and Charcoal.
- 52% cotton / 48% polyester: Campfire Smoke, Night Sky, Lakeside Blue and Balsam Forest
Care Guide
Care Guide
To keep your tee feeling cozy and looking its best:
Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and like colors.
Skip the fabric softeners and use non-chlorine bleach only when truly needed.
Tumble dry low or hang it up to air dry if you want it to last for seasons to come.
If it needs a touch-up, cool iron inside-out—but don’t iron over the design.
Do not dry clean.
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Smells Like Wet Beaver Soy Candle
Some candles smell like vanilla. Some smell like fresh linen. And then there are the candles that make people stop mid-sentence, squint at the label, and ask, "Wait... what?"
Inspired by a certain infamous luxury candle that convinced the internet to spend seventy-five dollars on a joke, Smells Like Wet Beaver is our woodland interpretation of the concept. Instead of celebrity mystique, we've bottled something far more authentic: damp riverbanks, fresh-cut timber, oakmoss, and the unmistakable confidence of nature's most ambitious engineer.
Don't worry—the scent itself depends on which fragrance option you choose. The label, however, remains gloriously committed to the joke.
Whether displayed proudly in your cabin, gifted to a friend with a questionable sense of humor, or placed strategically where guests can't avoid reading it out loud, this candle is guaranteed to become a conversation piece. 🦫
Product Details
- 100% natural soy wax blend
- 100% cotton wick
- Amber glass jar
- Choose from multiple fragrance options, including an unscented version
- Printed and assembled in the USA
Available Fragrances
- Christmas Warmth
- Cinnamon Vanilla
- Coconut Cream + Cardamom
- White Sage + Lavender
- Unscented
Designed in the Berkshires
Created for people who appreciate wildlife, good design, and jokes that probably shouldn't be as funny as they are.
Berkshires Boutique
A premier collection of apparel and souvenirs designed to capture the dry, woodland wit unique to life in the Berkshires.🦊
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Free Shipping
Free Shipping on US orders over $75.00 (The purchase of gift cards is not included towards free shipping)
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Designed in the Berkshires
Our inspiration and creative process are deeply rooted in the Berkshires (Massachusetts), celebrating the beauty and personality of the local wildlife through each of our designs.