Smells Like Wet Beaver Soy Candle
Some candles smell like vanilla. Some smell like fresh linen. And then there are the candles that make people stop mid-sentence, squint at the label, and ask, "Wait... what?"
Inspired by a certain infamous luxury candle that convinced the internet to spend seventy-five dollars on a joke, Smells Like Wet Beaver is our woodland interpretation of the concept. Instead of celebrity mystique, we've bottled something far more authentic: damp riverbanks, fresh-cut timber, oakmoss, and the unmistakable confidence of nature's most ambitious engineer.
Don't worry—the scent itself depends on which fragrance option you choose. The label, however, remains gloriously committed to the joke.
Whether displayed proudly in your cabin, gifted to a friend with a questionable sense of humor, or placed strategically where guests can't avoid reading it out loud, this candle is guaranteed to become a conversation piece. 🦫
Product Details
- 100% natural soy wax blend
- 100% cotton wick
- Amber glass jar
- Choose from multiple fragrance options, including an unscented version
- Printed and assembled in the USA
Available Fragrances
Christmas Warmth: Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
Cinnamon Vanilla: Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
Coconut Cream + Cardamom: Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
Unscented: Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
White Sage + Lavender: Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base
