The Shaved Beaver | V-Neck

A well-groomed beaver takes pride in his appearance. Razor in hand, towel over the shoulder, and a grin that suggests he knows exactly what you’re thinking, this fellow is keeping things neat around the lodge. We could explain the joke further, but that would ruin an otherwise perfectly respectable wildlife shirt.

The cheerful vintage artwork gives this one the feel of an old-fashioned barbershop ad that somehow wandered into the woods and developed a questionable sense of humor. Wear it to the campground, the lake, backyard cookouts, girls’ weekends, or anywhere you enjoy watching people read your shirt, pause for half a second, and then try not to laugh.

Perfect for women with a slightly inappropriate sense of humor, beaver fans of every interpretation, wildlife lovers who appreciate a joke with plausible deniability, and anyone who prefers their innuendo served with a straight face.

Features

🌿 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester for the perfect balance of softness, durability, and everyday comfort

🍷 Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²) fabric that's breathable enough for all-day wear

🧵 32 singles yarn creates a smooth, premium feel with a clean, refined finish

☁️ Soft fabric that feels comfortable from the first wear to the hundredth

🌸 Relaxed fit with a flattering V-neck for an easy, effortless style you'll reach for again and again

👕 Side-seamed construction helps the tee maintain its shape while providing a comfortable, flattering fit

Each order is made just for you, which means it takes a little extra time to get it to your door. Crafting our products on demand, rather than in bulk, helps us reduce waste and stay true to our love for the great outdoors. Thanks for choosing a more mindful way to shop.

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