The Shaved Beaver Razor Co.
A well-groomed beaver takes pride in his appearance. Razor in hand, towel over the shoulder, and a grin that suggests he knows exactly what you’re thinking, this fellow is keeping things neat around the lodge. We could explain the joke further, but that would ruin an otherwise perfectly respectable wildlife shirt.
The cheerful vintage artwork gives this one the feel of an old-fashioned barbershop ad that somehow wandered into the woods and developed a questionable sense of humor. Wear it to the campground, the lake, backyard cookouts, girls’ weekends, or anywhere you enjoy watching people read your shirt, pause for half a second, and then try not to laugh.
Perfect for women with a slightly inappropriate sense of humor, beaver fans of every interpretation, wildlife lovers who appreciate a joke with plausible deniability, and anyone who prefers their innuendo served with a straight face.
Product Details
🌸 Relaxed, Flattering Fit
Comfortable enough for garden strolls, bourbon tastings, and confidently accepting compliments from strangers.
✨ Built for Adventure
Pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction help it keep its shape through every toast, laugh, and spontaneous rabbit sighting.
👕 Classic Crew Neck
Effortlessly pairs with jeans, boots, leggings, cardigans, or the unmistakable confidence of someone who orders bourbon neat.
🍃 Lightweight Comfort
At 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²), it's breathable enough for sunny afternoons and perfect for layering when the evening cools down.
Fabric Details
🌿 100% Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton (most solid colors)
💜 Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural: 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
⚪ Athletic Heather: 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
🌈 Other Heather Colors: 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Each order is made just for you, which means it takes a little extra time to get it to your door. Crafting our products on demand, rather than in bulk, helps us reduce waste and stay true to our love for the great outdoors. Thanks for choosing a more mindful way to shop.
Size guide
| |
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) |
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) |
US SIZES |
EU SIZE |
UK SIZE |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
18 ½ |
25 ¼ |
6-8 |
36-38 |
10-12 |
7 ¾ |
| M |
20 |
26 |
10-12 |
40-42 |
14-16 |
8 ¼ |
| L |
22 |
26 ¾ |
14-16 |
44-46 |
18-20 |
8 ¾ |
| XL |
24 |
27 ½ |
18-20 |
48-50 |
22-24 |
9 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
28 ¼ |
22-24 |
52-54 |
26-28 |
10 ¼ |
| 3XL |
28 |
29 |
26-28 |
56-58 |
30-32 |
10 ¾ |
