Tis the Season...

(Grumpy, Festive, Woodland Wit)

Some owls hoot with holiday cheer. This one hoots because someone made him wear a holiday hat.

Meet the grumpiest woodland creature in the Christmas forest — wrapped in a too-warm scarf, surrounded by ornaments he absolutely did not approve of, and silently questioning every life choice that led to this moment. Featuring rich, storybook-style artwork and a dry New England sense of humor, this tee is perfect for anyone who loves the holidays… sort of.

Cozy enough for tree decorating, gift wrapping, or quietly judging the chaos from across the room. Festive enough to get you through the season.

🎄 Product Details

✨ Soft and comfortable — — ideal for introverts, night owls, and anyone forced into group photos. Perfect for tree decorating, spiked hot cocoa sipping, and muttering about too many holiday obligations.
🦉 Made for cozy nights in, solitary winter strolls, and mandatory social obligations
🎁 Warning: May inspire heavy side-eye, and a deep urge to perch somewhere undisturbed.
🌟 Printed in rich, vintage-storybook style with colors that stay merry and bright (even if you don’t).
🌿 Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather shades include a hint of polyester).
🧺 Pre-shrunk for a consistent, reliable fit — no laundry-day surprises, unlike your holiday guests.
❄️ Designed in the Berkshires for anyone who celebrates the season… apparently.

Each order is made just for you, which means it takes a little extra time to get it to your door. Crafting our products on demand, rather than in bulk, helps us reduce waste and stay true to our love for the great outdoors. Thanks for choosing a more mindful way to shop. 🌲

Just a quick note: Our designs are dreamed up here in the Berkshires, but the blank garments themselves are responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.