Zero Fox Given

There are days for diplomacy. This is not one of them.

Meet the fox who has abandoned the group chat, ignored three emails, and is currently lying in a patch of late-afternoon sun looking like he owns six acres and pays taxes on none of them. Sunglasses on. Tail immaculate. Concern level: nonexistent.

Printed on a Bella + Canvas 3001, this tee has that soft, broken-in feel without actually looking like you’ve owned it since high school. 

Fabric & Fit

• Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• Soft, lightweight feel with a smooth surface
• Relaxed everyday fit without feeling boxy or bulky
• Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors contain a cotton/poly blend for a little extra stretch
• Designed for lounging, wandering, avoiding nonsense, and looking suspiciously composed while doing it

Perfect for fox people, wildlife people, sarcastic people, and anyone whose current emotional support animal is not caring.

Each order is made just for you, which means it takes a little extra time to get it to your door. Crafting our products on demand, rather than in bulk, helps us reduce waste and stay true to our love for the great outdoors. Thanks for choosing a more mindful way to shop. 

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