Plays Dead When Approached by Strangers (Opossum)

This tee features one deeply committed little introverted opossum demonstrating the ancient art of avoiding unnecessary interaction: hit the ground, stick out your tongue, and hope everyone moves along.

Set against a wonderfully dramatic moonlit scene, it’s perfect for Halloween, fall outings, awkward social gatherings and anyone who has ever spotted someone they know in public and frozen in panic while their brain desperately searched for an escape route.

Printed on 100% ring-spun cotton with a soft, relaxed unisex fit—comfortable enough for parties, errands, and lying perfectly still until the coast is clear.

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