This Little Piggy… Stayed Home (and Drank Wine)

Shipping & Returns

Shipping: Free shipping on all U.S. orders over $75 (gift cards not included). 🚚✨

Returns: You’ve got 30 days from delivery to decide if your purchase sparks joy or needs to boomerang back to us. 🕒

Please note: we only take back items that are unworn, unwashed, and in their original, untamed condition. No mysterious stains, strange scents, or evidence of epic adventures allowed.🌲✨

More information regarding returns and exchanges can be found here: Return Policy

Fabric Details

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: Marshmallow, Citron, Soft Maple, Hot Cocoa, and Sky Blue.
99% cotton and 1% polyester: Frosted Berry and Icy Blue.
90% cotton and 10% polyester: Gray and Charcoal.
52% cotton / 48% polyester: Campfire Smoke, Night Sky, Lakeside Blue and Balsam Forest

Care Guide

To keep your tee feeling cozy and looking its best:

Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and like colors.

Skip the fabric softeners and use non-chlorine bleach only when truly needed.

Tumble dry low or hang it up to air dry if you want it to last for seasons to come.

If it needs a touch-up, cool iron inside-out—but don’t iron over the design.

Do not dry clean.

Size Chart

Forest Test

Meet the most relatable holiday mood in the Berkshires: a pink-cheeked pig in a chunky knit sweater, kicked back in a worn-in armchair, savoring a well-earned glass of red like the true hero of a snow-day story. No errands. No chaos. No “real pants.” Just pure, blissful, festive hibernation.

This little piggy didn’t go to market.
Didn’t roast chestnuts.
Didn’t even pretend to be productive.
Nope—this little piggy stayed home… and poured another.

Printed in beautifully soft, watercolor detail, this tee captures that magical moment when the holiday hustle finally quiets down and you can just be—snuggled up, fully content, and maybe one sip away from humming along to your own soundtrack of cozy winter vibes.

Crafted from fabric so comfortable it feels like slipping into your favorite blanket fort, this tee is perfect for movie marathons, low-key holiday parties, or proudly declaring your allegiance to the Stay-At-Home & Sip Society.

Put it on. Pour a glass. Let the holidays come to you.

Each order is made just for you, which means it takes a little extra time to arrive. Creating products on demand—rather than mass-producing—helps us reduce waste and stay aligned with our love for the natural world. Thanks for choosing a more mindful way to shop. 🌲

Cheers to staying home in style. 🍷✨

🍷 Product Details

✨ Soft and cozy — perfect for winter nesting, sofa lounging, and “I’m not going out in that cold” days.
🛋️ Made for fireside sipping, holiday movie marathons, and quiet nights where the only plan is not having plans.
🍷 Warning: May inspire spontaneous refills, early pajama times, and claiming your favorite chair as sacred territory.
❄️ Printed in charming, watercolor inspired detail that holds up, wash after wash.
🌿 Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather shades include a whisper of polyester).
🧺 Pre-shrunk for a reliable, comfy fit — no post-wash surprises.
🐖 Designed in the Berkshires for anyone whose holiday mood is equal parts cozy, cheeky, and wine-forward. (Note: blank product is sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US)

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61

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This Little Piggy… Stayed Home (and Drank Wine)